Are you dying to become my moneyslave? Do you want to see me in the flesh drain your bank account during a cash meet or to be used and drained for a shopping spree in Paris, London or Hong Kong? Are you ready to pay me tremendous amounts of money to have me visit your hometown and experience real time financial domination? Do you want to be a true paypig and receive my tabs and bills to pay daily? I can make your deepest desires both true and crazily expensive. Do beg me for one or all of the above using the form below and do send a tribute along with your plea to be taken seriously. You will refer to me as “Goddess”. Make sure you follow my Twitter @TheOnlyTheodora for my latest updates and travel schedule. Applications without tributes will remain unanswered.