Hello, loser. I have a confession to make… Yes, I do. I actually met your wife. And guess what? She was actually a nice women. Too nice, even… She was so desperate to make your dick hard again that she was willing to pay another woman to sleep with you and tell her afterwards how she took care of your cock. I made her believe that I would be that woman, and that I would be glad to help. Little does she know that I just took her money (yours?) and left, with no intention of having sex with you ever, let alone let you touch me!